Porn Forum: AM I STRAIGHT Taking my cue, I said that surely she wasn't "lonely" - she was a very attractive lady of "independent means" and should have plenty of male friends.
She just shook her head wistfully, and said she wished that were so. She knew that all the guys at work who tried to pick her up would run a mile if she accepted, and that the only other ones who were "available" were just kids - that is, aged 25 to 30.
I replied that I was not much over 30 myself, to which she replied,
"I know - I've got all your personal details on file, remember!"
So then I asked her why she had wanted to hear them from me, and she replied,
"Just to see if you would try to bullshit me - like about being married."
So she had known that I had a wife - my "next-of-kin" - and that she was a very long way away.
